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Evil Penguins Horoscope for November
Aries (March21-April19)
It's time to challenge the wisdom of the elders. Act like a child and you're sure to get your way.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Avoid being hit with a blunt object.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Don't get too caught up on whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's most likely there's a dead fly floating in it.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Stop being and just do it, stoopid.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You are compatible with capricorn, but remember it's illegal to mate with livestock in some states.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
That which does not kill you will not make you stronger. It just makes you whine about it endlessly.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23)
Stop worrying. Your miseries will not be helped by your worrying and it will have ill effect on your health. You might as well enjoy a long, miserable life.

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)
Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You don't know where it's been.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Avoid walking underneath a grand piano which is being hoisted up by an old-fashioned rope in the middle of the street.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Just because you're half-witted doesn't mean you should live life at half the speed.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Four out of five dentists say watch what you eat this month. The fifth one passed out from laughing gas.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
Remember, they're not out to get you. That's next month.

Check back in November for the holiday Evil Penguins animated video.

It'll be awesome fun!

* EVIL PENGUINS was #20 on Virgin MegaStore's Top Seller list. *

"A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side
with great success and maintains an acidic,
devious tone throughout the entire book."

- Ain't It Cool News

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Penguins. They're everywhere--gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don't let those happy feet fool you. When they're not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda. And it isn't pretty.

In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. Here are cartoons of penguins leading revolts, giving SpongeBob a swirly, causing plagues, clubbing baby seals, killing Eskimos while dressed as ninjas, and wreaking havoc in dozens of other hysterically appalling ways.

If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. Poised to become a classic of dark humor in the deliciously nasty tradition of The Book of Bunny Suicides and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, this is a perfect gift book and a must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages.

Check out the Evil Penguins MySpace page:

www.myspace.com/evilpenguins2008

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A hilarious video on penguins

La La the king penguin. He was rescued from a fisherman's line and refused to leave after he was healed. He is a beloved pet for the rescuer's family in Japan. See him wearing a backpack and going shopping for fish.

You have to see this one--trust me. Jeux Sans Frontieres from BBC, a European TV game show, originally inspired by Charles de Gaulle himself. Try not to wet yourself like the announcer did.

Click HERE to see more videos.

Evil Penguins wreak havoc in the U.K.!

* The Times will publish six Evil Penguins cartoons on August 26! *

www.evil-penguins.co.uk

Here are videos of Evil Penguins running around in London causing mayhem.

Go to the U.K. website for more penguin mischief.