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Evil Penguins Horoscope for 2009

Aries  (March21-April19)
Follow the lead of others. You'll be prone to making stoopid decisions this year.

Taurus  (April 20-May 20)
Are you tired of being the fourth toe? Neglected and much overlooked? Not getting your fair share of toe jam? It's time to rebel and be noticed. Make them sorry for taking you for granted.

Gemini  (May 21-June 21)
One of the wretched animals that comes your way has rabies.

Cancer   (June 22-July 22)
Do not underestimate onomatopoeia, or it will prove your downfall.

Leo   (July 23-Aug 22)
You will be a victim of The Penguin Conspiracy. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Virgo   (Aug 23-Sept 22)
Like a fly hovering above a stool, you are questioning the object of your desire. Maybe it's time to look for a different stool.

Libra   (Sept 23-Oct 23)
Treat yourself to something nice. It will help distract you from the misfortune headed your way.

Scorpio   (Oct 24-Nov 21)
Good fences make good neighbors, but good neighbors bad fences make.

Sagittarius   (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Your life will intersect with MSG many more times in the coming year.

Capricorn  (Dec 22-Jan 19)
When life throws you a lemon, do not make lemonade. It will only give you heartburn.

Aquarius   (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Be productive, but in the sense of getting things done, not productive like having kids. Believe me, the last thing this world needs is more wretched copies of you running around.

Pisces  (Feb 19-March 20)
Do not be fooled by “Slippery When Wet” signs.


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*EVIL PENGUINS was the best-selling cartoon book in the U.K. in 2008!*

"A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side
with great success and maintains an acidic,
devious tone throughout the entire book."

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Penguins. They're everywhere--gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don't let those happy feet fool you. When they're not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda. And it isn't pretty.

In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. Here are cartoons of penguins leading revolts, giving SpongeBob a swirly, causing plagues, clubbing baby seals, killing Eskimos while dressed as ninjas, and wreaking havoc in dozens of other hysterically appalling ways.

If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. Poised to become a classic of dark humor in the deliciously nasty tradition of The Book of Bunny Suicides and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, this is a perfect gift book and a must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages.


* * * * * * * Here are some funny penguin-related videos:  * * * * * * *
A hilarious video on penguins 

La La the king penguin.  He was rescued from a fisherman's line and refused to leave after he was healed.  He is a beloved pet for the rescuer's family in Japan.  See him wearing a backpack and going shopping for fish.

You have to see this one--trust me.  Jeux Sans Frontieres from BBC, a European TV game show, originally inspired by Charles de Gaulle himself.  Try not to wet yourself like the announcer did.
Evil Penguins holiday video



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Here are videos of Evil Penguins running around in London causing mayhem.