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Click here * * * The Evil Penguins Contest has officially started. ![]() Click HERE for details. Aries (March21-April19) It's time to challenge the wisdom of the elders. Act like a child and you're sure to get your way. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Avoid being hit with a blunt object. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Don't get too caught up on whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's most likely there's a dead fly floating in it. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Stop being and just do it, stoopid. Leo (July 23-Aug 22) You are compatible with capricorn, but remember it's illegal to mate with livestock in some states. Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) That which does not kill you will not make you stronger. It just makes you whine about it endlessly. Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23) Stop worrying. Your miseries will not be helped by your worrying and it will have ill effect on your health. You might as well enjoy a long, miserable life. Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21) Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You don't know where it's been. Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Avoid walking underneath a grand piano which is being hoisted up by an old-fashioned rope in the middle of the street. Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Just because you're half-witted doesn't mean you should live life at half the speed. Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) Four out of five dentists say watch what you eat this month. The fifth one passed out from laughing gas. Pisces (Feb 19-March 20) Remember, they're not out to get you. That's next month. |
It'll be awesome fun! * EVIL PENGUINS was #20 on Virgin MegaStore's Top Seller list. * "A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side with great success and maintains an acidic, devious tone throughout the entire book." - Ain't It Cool News * CLICK BELOW TO ORDER YOUR BOOK NOW * In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. Here are cartoons of penguins leading revolts, giving SpongeBob a swirly, causing plagues, clubbing baby seals, killing Eskimos while dressed as ninjas, and wreaking havoc in dozens of other hysterically appalling ways. If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. Poised to become a classic of dark humor in the deliciously nasty tradition of The Book of Bunny Suicides and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, this is a perfect gift book and a must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages. Check out the Evil Penguins MySpace page:
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![]() www.evil-penguins.co.uk Here are videos of Evil Penguins running around in London causing mayhem. Go to the U.K. website for more penguin mischief. |